I got a haircut last Sunday. My sister, who is a stylist, did it and, honestly, at the time I really liked it. She cut it so one side is a little shorter and the bangs come down to one side at an angle. But, now a week has gone by and everytime I see myself in the mirror I keep thinking my head looks like a mushroom. I have tried to gel it, mousse it, spray it, wet it and blow dry it to within an inch of it's life but my hair still looks mushroomish.
It doesn't help that I have a head the size of a watermelon. I have long ago resigned myself to the fact that I have a big, melonesque head. Hats look completely absurd on me and no bows or barrettes can help. They just make me look like an overly decorated watermelon. Or on particularly bad days - a jack o'lantern. Maybe that's why this haircut is becoming so startling to me. I swear, I am a vine ripened melon with a toupee. I just hope it grows out fast!
I was thinking of coloring it in the hopes that maybe that will help. Part of me thinks it might but inside I have a fear that I will just look like a melon that has grown some moss. Or a ginormous Chia Pet.
I think I'll stop at the grocery store for a paper sack.
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