Where do they go?

So, the summer heat is on here in Wisconsin. I really don't mind it...except for the humidity. But what I can't figure out is where did all my summer clothes go? I mean, last year I clearly remember having summer shirts and light weight clothing that I wore to work. Where in the blue hell did I put that stuff?

While I'm on the subject, where in the blue hell is my swim suit? I have two of them...can't find either one. I'm hoping I've left it at my sister's house. She has a pool and it's likely to be the last place I wore. Still, where the hell...

And flip flops...I had at least three pair of them. Where the crap are they now? Are there flip flop fairies in my house? Did I have some weird episode of sleep walk/cleaning/purging of my things one night that I'm totally unaware of?

I want my stuff, damn it.