My tinfoil hat theory...

You know the movie "Signs" with Mel Gibson and Joachim Phoenix? There is a time in that film when Mel comes in to find Joachim sitting with the two kids in the flick and the three of them are wearing tin foil hats. This, of course, is based on the old idea that extraterrestrials cannot read your thoughts if your head is swathed in tin foil. Some people think that tin foil hats even repel the ET's altogether.

I don't know if that's true or not but wouldn't it be great if a tin foil hat repelled other things we just didn't want to have come around us on a daily basis? Think about it, you're at home and the phone keeps ringing and it's some bill collector calling to harass you. Put on your tin foil hat and the calls are magically stopped! Or, you're outside laying around in a hammock and your intrusive neighbor stops by to talk...on goes the tin foil hat and POOF! he's gone! I know I would put my tin foil hat to good use. I spend most days fielding tons of questions which is fine. But then I also have to diffuse those "personalities" that get all bent out of shape if they don't like my answers. TIN FOIL HAT ON! The problem goes away. I think I could make a million on this....