In a perfect world...

I would be a svelte 150 lbs and not addicted to potato chips.

I would have all the money I ever needed and never really need any of it.

I would give my friends one, wildly fabulous gift every year for the rest of their lives, just because I could.

I would build an amazing temporary homeless shelter in Kenosha, far from crazy neighbors who protest that kind of thing, and then provide curb to door limo service, 24 hours per day, 365 days per year to get people to the shelter. And I would have hot meals and showers for everyone.

The shelter would be temporary because from the first time someone showed up they would be on the permanent housing list and I would build them their own homes, and pay their mortgage off in one year.

I would be able to tap dance.

I would travel wherever I wanted to, whenever I wanted to and wouldn't have to worry about cost or a job.

I would go to a lot of the best places on earth.

I would go to ALL of the worst places, and make them better in some way.

I would empower women to speak up for themselves and teach them to never, ever let anyone, let alone a man, put them down , take them for granted or hurt them in any way.

I would buy all children everywhere books to read. Lots of them. And I would teach their parents the importance of reading to their kids. Heck, I would make sure that no child, anywhere, goes to bed hungry, cold or scared. And if someone hurts a child, I would hurt them back. HARD.

I would change the color of my hair every week.

I would have a horse, maybe two. And I would ride it all the time.

I would just yell out, "Hellurrr!" at the top of my lungs for no reason at random intervals.

I would hug someone everyday.

I would always be loved.

I would make sure the people I loved know it, every day.

I would never eat diet food again.

I would choose a random name from a phone book from somewhere in the US and just send that person a million dollars with no explanation why but with one hitch...they would have to use $100, 000 of it to make a difference in their town.

I would eradicate mental illness.

I would cure Autism.

I would make my niece walk and talk.

I would have as many pets as I wanted and no one could do anything about it. Even monkeys.

I would make you smile.