Heidi Klum is a bearded marionette....

I have always had really odd dreams. Ever since I was a kid I have had vivid, full color, detailed dreams that never make any sense and, often, are so funny that I wake myself up laughing out loud. Today when I came home from work I decided to take a short nap. I had a dream that was a combo of people I know, situations that never really happen and pseudo celebrities from the show "Project Runway". Basically, in my dream, I was somewhere - not really sure where - and I was just there, with nothing much happening, with some people from work. Then, Tim Gunn, from Project Runway, walked by and I said "Wow, Tim Gunn and he looks just like his mugshot from when he was arrested." To my knowledge, Tim Gunn was never arrested. But there he was and that was what I said. So I decided to see where he was going.

Next, someone who looked like Ru Paul came up to me and asked me if the bus was coming. I told him I didn't know but then also added "You look good for just getting out of jail!" Again, I have no idea why Ru Paul was in my dream and I have no idea if he was ever in jail! At that moment, Tim Gunn ran past with the police in chase and Ru Paul took off and they both got tackled and arrested and taken immediately to court which was right there where we were all standing.

So now I'm in court watching all of this and the judge comes out. It's Heidi Klum. Well, sort of. Because she was a marionette with Heidi Klum's face but she was a bearded lady and she was manipulating her own strings and she kept moving her legs all around crazily. I was thinking "Wow, Heidi Klum has a beard!" and then my alarm went off. My alarm makes this twinkling sound like fairies or something so even though I heard it I was still dreaming and thought it was a nice touch that there was fairy music for the bearded Heidi Klum dancing marionette.

Then I woke up.

I swear I have no idea what the heck this dream could possibly mean. I mean, why would I dream about these people and have them all in trouble with the law and have Heidi Klum having a beard?? I dream crap like this all the time. So weird but always makes for interesting sleeping! LOL