With sleep comes the dreams...

I have very strange, humorous dreams all the time. Last night, after not sleeping the night before, I slept like a baby and had one of the funniest, weirdest dreams I've ever had.

In my dream...

I was in charge of a day camp for kids. Before the kids arrived, I had a lot of pizza out for the counselors. We were sitting around eating it when the kids started to arrive. One of the little girls ran over and demanded to have some pizza. We told her that she wasn't allowed and had to go to the area where the other kids were gathering. She became very angry and POOF! turned herself into a piece of cheese pizza. Her parents, obviously very frustrated about the behavior, simply threw up their hands and said, "We don't know what to do with her anymore!" and walked off.

I picked up the piece of cheese pizza and, holding it in my hand, told it/her she would have to still go to where the other kids were and started walking over to that area with her/it in my hand. I got about half way and came upon a grassy area with a large tree. I put the pizza/girl in the grass and said, "Well, you can be a piece of cheese pizza if you want but you can just sit here under this tree and I hope a crow doesn't decide to eat you!" And I walked away.

About this time, Jamey (a friend of mine who was making a guest appearance in my dream) came walking up. I was telling her about the cheese pizza/girl incident as we walked nearer to where the other kids were. We got to a bench and sat down. Jamey asked, "So where is pizza/girl?" I said, "I think you just sat on her/it."

Somehow, the cheese pizza/girl had made it's/her way to the bench. When Jamey stood up the pizza/girl jumped from the bench and into my hands where it/she turned into a tiny, little doll-like girl made of felt. The doll/girl said, "I don't want to be with other kids. I'm too teeny and they won't like me because I'm so different."

Jamey took the doll/girl into her hands and as they walked away I heard her telling the doll/girl, "If you give them a chance, they're doing to like you."

Then I woke up.

I have no freakin' idea what that dreams means and, honestly, I don't want to know. I love that I have these weird-ass dreams all the time. Some of them are so funny I wake myself up laughing. All I can think of is that I haven't had really good pizza in a long time so maybe that's where this came from!

Any analysis is welcomed! LOL