
No, seriously, this heat is all that's on my mind right now so that's what I'm writing about. Today we cancelled "Bingo" for our clients due to the heat. What kind of crazy heat does there have to be in order for "Bingo" to be cancelled!? This kind of crazy heat, that's what. The kind that sucks out your will to live in just minutes. We told everyone to stay home, drink water and stay cool. Of course, some of them didn't listen and those that didn't were here screaming at us for something or other. Normally, the screamers are few and far between but today, what with everyone's will to live sucked out of them, they were rampant.
It is too damn hot here today.
It's too hot to even go to the beach.
It's too hot for clothes (though they appreciate it when you keep those on at work).
It's too hot for chit chat. That just makes my boiled brain hurt.
It's too hot to concentrate on anything. People are walking around the office like zombies.
It's too hot to get up and refill my water bottle. But I will because I need the water.
It's too hot to eat.
It's too hot for shoes. Flip flops at work? Hells yeah! I dare someone to call me on it...I just dare them! (insert stern mean mug photo here)
It's too hot to drive. Have I mentioned my AC in my car doesn't work? I drove Alex home from work so he didn't have to walk and it was like driving him home in a microwave. Without the added benefit of popcorn.
It's too hot to listen to music. My ear buds make my head sweat.
I want to be somewhere cold having one of these.

I love summer. It's my favorite time of year, next to Christmas, but please, for the love of all that's holy, please make this heat wave stop.